In a world where dating seems to have more plot twists than a daytime soap opera, one woman has decided to drop a truth bomb about her single status, and let’s just say, it’s not the typical ‘I’m focusing on myself’ spiel.
So, Who Is Ashley?
Meet Ashley, aka ashbabank, a fashion stylist from Texas who recently went viral on TikTok. She’s got the looks, she’s got the brains, and according to her, that’s precisely why she’s “very single.” Yep, Ashley believes that her combination of beauty and smarts is terrifying the socks off potential suitors.
But wait, it gets weirder. Despite her killer resume and runway-ready looks, Ashley claims not a single gentleman caller is knocking on her door. In fact, she’s been romantically unpursued for a solid eight months. Cue the dramatic music.
The Bombshell Revelation
Ashley didn’t just leave it at that. In a video that’s now a viral sensation, she shared that while some men appear interested, they’re either already taken or fall into the category of, as she puts it, “ugo weirdos.” Because, of course, the universe wouldn’t make it easy.
Her words were: “Men don’t like me. Men are very, very terrified of me.” And she sums it up with a reality check: “I’m merely just a fantasy. I am not a real human because of the pretty and scary.”
Public Chaos and Reactions
Now, you might think Ashley would be met with rolling eyes and a collective ‘yeah, right,’ but the internet, in its infinite capacity for surprise, had a different reaction. The comments section of her video quickly became a support group for the beautifully intimidating.
One user declared, “Convinced singles are the enlightened ones. We are the main characters living life on our own terms.” Another chimed in with a relatable nod, “Same… been told I’m intimidating my whole life. Men don’t even approach me because they think I have too many options.”
You thought that was it? Think again. The comment flood continued with sentiments like: “Yup. They idealize you, then at the end resent and hate you for everything they loved and adored about you at the beginning because you bring out all their insecurities. Still single, but happy.”
But Wait, There’s More
It seems Ashley struck a chord, revealing a narrative many find all too familiar: the curse of being the complete package. One commenter humorously noted, “Me core. Once they find out I’m a real human with feelings… it’s all over.”
So, is Ashley really alone, or is she just living her best life without the drama of dating? One could argue she’s got the best of both worlds—free to flaunt her fabulousness without compromising.
The Wrap-Up
In the end, Ashley might be “very, very, very, very single,” but she’s certainly not alone in her experience. Her story has resonated with many who feel that sometimes being the whole package comes with its own set of luggage.
The moral of the story? Whether it’s Ashley or anyone else feeling the sting of singlehood, just remember: it’s not you, it’s them. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a little bit of a fantasy.